I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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