I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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