i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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