"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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