Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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