Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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