I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Actions speak louder than pants.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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