Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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