I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Fastest way to get judgmental looks on a Sunday morning: wear sunglasses inside carrying a case of beer and thin mints at the grocery store. May or may not have ran into the glass door.
Gotta love Minnesota
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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