I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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