nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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