I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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