I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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