id be glad to
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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