And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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