So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Randomize
