Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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