I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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