Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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