so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You can make out without kissing
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