Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Randomize
