You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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