What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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