ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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