Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
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