Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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