escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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