no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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