She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
just found out that she named her cat after me.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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