9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
we're making bets on your personal life
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Randomize
