STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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