dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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