Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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