His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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