the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
false alarm, still single
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