You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
