We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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