wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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