I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Randomize
