butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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