He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
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