So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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