...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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