so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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