and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
