I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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