You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
She's just so happy...and so naked.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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