so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
how do you play pong handcuffed?
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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