Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
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