you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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